Do you have a friend with a sheer black top? Pair that with a pair of black jeans, and you’ve literally completed Harry Styles’ camp look for the Met Gala. If you really want to impress, cover yourself in gold and get carried into a party. That makes you Billy Porter.
Eye patch. Leather jacket. Bald head (preferably). And you're done.
Elton John has some outrageous style, but earlier on it wasn’t quite as nuts. All you need to do is cover a denim jacket in buttons and find some large sunglasses and you're there.
All this takes is a cardigan sweater (preferably red, for recognizability), a pair of chinos, and a pair of Keds or Converse. Dust that hair with some silver dye (or even some baby powder, in a pinch), and you are immediately one of the most beloved children’s television personalities of all time.
You love a happy tree. If you can find a quick afro and an art pallette, you’re just one denim shirt shy of the perfect throwback costume. The painter is basically the physical manifestation of an ASMR video, and he’s beloved by all.
Pull out your go-to dark suit, a white collared shirt, a tie, and a tie bar.
Double down on a T-shirt under a henley, your favorite pair of cargo pants (we know you still have them), and pair with black gloves. Skip the gun for blindingly obvious reasons.
Sleazy Justin Bieber is a lot, but he's honestly fun to replicate. You get to wear a sweatpants and a hoodie! Just hike up the pants, wear high socks, and break out your chunkiest sneaker for quick success.
Throw that hair up into a bun and go to town with a Sharpie.
Grab a bear ears headband and a floppy hat. Maybe add a camel shearling coat if you're really going for it.
Take an old T-shirt and write this exact phrase on it. The people will know.
Cargo pants and armor. Bonus if you have a (fake) sword around.
This shouldn't be too hard because you, too, are not Melania Trump. Plus, a trench coat, sunglasses, and some fake facial features have always been the best disguises.
Fake a standing collar by ironing a collar up. Pair with vampire teeth, blood, and a social platform that's rapidly descending into a (sometimes very entertaining) hellscape.
Get some use out of that bow tie you've only worn once, and learn how to yodel. Or not
Some headphones and a joint—the ultimate last-minute move.